I don’t know about you but I had a great Christmas. My mother is the best. She got me everything I need to go paint ball shooting with my buddies. My father sat there and kept saying “You’ll shoot your eye out.” real smart like. As if I have to tell you but he was referring to the movie ‘A Christmas story’. I saw a lamp like the one in that movie in a catalog somewhere. I gotta find it and get it for Dad for next Christmas. That would be too funny. Oh it was in an ABC Distributor catalog and I think they have a web site too.
Guess what my father got me? You guessed it, a shirt and matching tie. I’m surprised he didn’t buy me a suit too. What really surprises me is he didn’t give me a law book. He keeps nagging me about becoming a lawyer but that’s just not me. I like what I’m doing and if I want to be something else when I grow up, then I’ll figure out what that is on my own but for now, I’m happy and that’s the main thing that matters.
Well Christmas eve is finally here and we all know what that means. It means the fat man in a red and white suit will break into every ones house that has a child in it, eat your goodies, leave a bunch of toys and then ride off into the night on a sleigh pulled by 8 tiny Reindeer tonight. They better be pretty good sized Reindeer to pull around a fat man and a sleigh full of toys, you know what I mean?
Anyway, he quit coming to my house a long time ago. My father said he doesn’t visit grown little boys, ha ha ha! That’s okay because I can buy myself all the gadgets and toys I want for myself. After all, I might be a grown little boy but that’s better than being an old man before my time. OOPS, I shouldn’t go there. My father just might read this.
Anyway, here’s wishing you and your family a VERY MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!!!
My job is safe!! Thank goodness because the cashier is the one that got caught with her hand in the cash drawer. I caught her myself. She’s supposed to put the larger bills like $20′s on up under the cash drawer. I caught her slipping a $100 in her pocket. I didn’t say a word, I just called my district manager and told her what I saw. She said to let her leave but have the cops outside to check her after the money was all counted and if it’s $100 short, we have her.
Well I did as told and the money came out $150 short. She has slipped a $50 in her pocket too. The cops had her and took her to jail. Man do I hate it for her too because she’s a single Mom with two kids. This sucks man! Doing the ‘grown-up’ thing sucks!!